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If a file you upload is approved for download, the Forum-Op might arrange for you to receive a bonus. All messages posted to this Forum are preserved indefinitely, until erased by the Forum-Op. Welcome, Sysop, to Personals: Personal Classified Ads Date: Tuesday, June 2, 1992 3:53am Forum: Personals From: Vibrantm Msg#: 213153 To: ** ALL ** *EXEMPT* Re: Fin du Siecle Romance (Copy by Lythande) (5 replies) This Throbnet cri de coeur should score at least some direct hits . . ___________________________________________ PUBLIC Message from DALLAS POSSUM to FEMALES. Time Stamp: 05-09-92 16:00 Subject: INTRODUCTION DESIRED I am a well proportioned white male aged 43 seeking an attractive female, 27. Must have tattoo(dogs, butterflies okay; no rain- bows, gnomes or battle scenes). Must own late-model foreign car with radial tires. Should be well tanned, blue eyed blond (sunny yellow, not platinum or dishwater), and have own luggage. Must be T'ai Chi expert and fami- liar with multiple body-rub techni- ques. Must have own chili recipe (no celery). Must bathe,not shower. Must have working command of Latin (hear it, speak it, order and hail cabs in it). Should have own collection of Johnny Tillotson records. Command of knots is vital. Must adore the color red. Must be willing to submit to oral-pedal penetration. Must have long, firm, well-lacquered nails. Must enjoy buttock derision and rum puppies. Must be into body paint-by-numbers. Should have high-pitched squeals and throaty grunts. Must be expert with Chinese brim pluckers. Must know available hedopro- pylist for group knee bends. Must be well versed in pasta fixations. Must have own flesh-pulley equipment and collec- tion of travelogues, intermis- sion reels, and wrestling magazines (circa 1950-54, good to mint con- dition, bagged for clean and easy storage). Must possess own lifelike false face and iron-on refrigerator decals. Must be familiar with various fun party games, such as Supermarket Peekaboo and Who's Got the Guppy Wrench? Must be heavily into nostalgia. Must collect ice-cream scoops and beer can molds. Must have own seltzer bed and tugbowl equipment. Should have bright disposition and long fuse. Must have own set of tonga plugs (his, her, like new or forget it). Must be able to decipher the following: FHDSS YR FMDXSZH- DVN HD FKKKKLAVM, JFFE TI! DNQQD HDL CLSKD OAZZJRT? Clue: Y=Y. Must be patient, discreet and charming. Must have semipro porno background and yet be technically a virgin (please not bicycle seat/picket-- fence tales). Must have Northern European background with papers to prove it. Should know and be capable of tutoring others in the traditional cross-co- untry donkey paddle. Must have own collection of porcelain barnyard animals. Should enjoy wearing Victorian corsets. Must know Japanese secret of Jell-O inflation. Can be pensive but not moody. Must dig roller opera. Must possess lots (I mean it!) of ketchup. Should enjoy keeping copious notes. Must be able to compose own satirical Gregorian chants. Must like pizza, beer, and country-an- d-western music (own jukebox would be nice, but not necessary). Should be acquainted with the many uses of cable grips and lockstraws. Can't be shocked by drag habits and trans-species getups. Must chain smoke and be gifted with the accompanying hoarse cough (bellowing, rippling and liquid...I love it). Multiple credit cards a necessity. Must not have job. Should be well versed in Benji bells and seed puckers, and be willing to share the dual joys of my baked-bean-bag chair. Must blush on command, and have a dreamy kind of toilet wit about herself. Should know what a Toe Bunny is and be willing to eat one if necessary. Must stay for the night if asked. Must be willing to submit to Oriental weight training and cigar bends. Should be blessed with a house- wife's sense of the carnally absurd. Own lubrication devices a must. College degree okay. Must be willing to tutor me in bathtub bowling and capricious behavior. Must have pleasant (but not too professional) smile. No weirdos, KM freaks, sock bandits, Germans, riot types, caviar mecha- nic,funnel gunners, bartenders, whale shapes, fannie floats, screamers, scotch mongers, scarfaces, nose bleede- rs, nurses, sharecroppers, sickies, limb lickers, bug lovers, bondage burgers, real-estate types, strictly orals, B&T, S&K, hairy foxes, lesbians, leather cupcakes, oil merchants, fattos, baldies, tailor mades (maids), nukes, masc/dom,biwingers, promi- nent noses, loop lovers, fifty-inch wonders, Polaroidos, Mid- westerners, swap jockies, transsexuals, vacationers, short terme- rs, ex-cons, civil servants, waddle butts, shame mongers, home wreckers, scoot bunnies, pros, roll tops, submissos, wick burne- rs, schoolmarms, nonconfidentials, no-tastes, cellulites, piano ribs, perverts, ale suckers, rowdies, rag bait, cross-eyed, six footers, celebrities, colony canaries, clay bods, left-handers, snide types, vinyl pants, moonies, retailers, crazies, lounge lizards, high-heelers, discos, porkballs, roadhogs, sveltos, PWTs, portl- ies, punks, seedlings, irreverents and wacko fetish types need respond. POSSUM Date: Friday, January 14, 1994 11:11pm Forum: Personals From: Bruce Msg#: 437936 To: Atha *EXEMPT* Re: Three's Company (Reply to #424599, Reply to #422824, Reply to #422377, R*) (2 replies) end We're in our 30s. I'm 6'1", brown/hazel; a long face, lean tall AT>body, straight. Designer/inventor/copy editor, degreed professional. AT>Offbeat humor (I'm an After Hours member, for instance:) and healthy. AT>As you may know, I bike several miles a day. AT> She's 4'11", very pretty and cute, buxom, bisexual, knows what AT>she wants and[As particular about getting it. Asian, so I needn't tell AT>you what color skin/eyes/hair. AT> We're sexually free with each other. Neither of us will cajole AT>the other inAo fulfilling some wish or whim. Should some people AT>interest both of us, though, we might get together with them. We've had AT>a few highly exciting encounters over the last several years. Been AT>together with a couple, twice (same couple). We're openminded. AT> What are you two like, sexually? What do you look like (both of AT>you?) Does your S O know you're looking for someone to bring home? AT>Mine does. What's her face like? reply: Well, she's Japanese, Im caucasian, (to hell with spelling) anyway, we are both 29 and sh[Bis very good looking. size 2 waist, me im a 36, im more interested in getting together w/ other couples and she is sometimes (when horney and in the mood) interested and will try it . she is very shy.....maybe you'll like to call. the # is--deleted-- and ask for --dell-yeh, thats my real name, im not into pretentious fake Bames or phonies) anBway, maybe you or your SO will call, tonight is fine until12:00..MAYBE you can have her there.. ciao! Date: Saturday, January 15, 1994 1:27am Forum: Personals From: Atha Msg#: 437980 To: Bruce *EXEMPT* Re: Three's Company (Reply to #437936, Reply to #424599, Reply to #422824, R*) (1 reply) BR> We are both 29 and she's goodlooking. Size 2 waist, me I'm a 36, You sound cool and she sounds delicious! And you're the same kind of mixed couple as we are, jus as was the only other couple we've both played with. ^t^ Unfortuately, I only got this note just now, at 1:15 AM, a little too late to call. Besides, my wife is out tonight. Hm, (716)...833... Sounds like Buffalo, somewhere not far from Main Street. We both went to college up there, and moved down here in 1981. I didn't know any Japanese were living in Buffalo. We know one other mixed (he Irish, she Chinese) couple in Buffalo; we're old friends and possibly distantly related. Okay, we'll call soon, and I'll try to interest my wife. Is your wife open-minded about this? Mine vacillates, and it's hard to tell what's on her mind from one day to the next. Please, tell us more about yourselves. What professions? What personalities? She won't just "do" anyone; ew'd much rather be friends. Then we can talk about having you two over some weekend when you visit NYC. Date: Monday, November 21, 1994 6:22pm Forum: Personals From: La Gringa Msg#: 532241 To: ** ALL ** *EXEMPT* Re: A friend of mine (1 reply) Hi there!! I have a wonderful friend. This message is for the ladies. I met my lover through a BBS, and I told him there is someone for him out there...and he asked me to write up a bio for him. So here it is. Intelligent, attractive, professional, Sngle Black male....41 years of age...with a kind heart..and a gentle spirit. Spiritual. Enjoys movies, books, theater, art, sports. Seeks single female between the ages of 35-45 with similar interests. Race unimportant. Okay ladies that is it...thre yo have it. He is a wonderful guy, and very gentle. So e-mail me and i will foward on the information tohim See ya later!! La Gringa Date: Saturday, June 10, 1995 11:11am Forum: Personals From: Drpax Msg#: 604212 To: ** ALL ** *EXEMPT* Re: Phone Phun Anyone? My significant other and I (Vida) are interested in trying something new--a little three-way phone fun with any interested bi-females out there. I want to participate in this with her, either by listening in or active participation. What we can do with this is limited only by our imagination. Any bi-females, or bi-curious females out there interested in trying this, leave us some email so we can work out time to call, who calls who and what-not. It promises to be very stimulating for all of us :) Date: Monday, February 19, 1996 1:05am Forum: Personals From: Hulkster Msg#: 677804 To: ** ALL ** *EXEMPT* Re: (1 reply) Seeking an woman that looks like anna nicole smith in as many ways as possible, If you are she please write me ok....... beep me t 917 852 3034 if you she put in 2677 as a code ok talk to you soon ps I would love to shop for nice silk and satin things for you to wear.... @)))----'--.-- 4u@)))----'--.-- 4u@)))----'--.-- 4u@)))----'--.-- 4u@)))----'--.-- 4u Date: Tuesday, February 20, 1996 8:58pm Forum: Personals From: Fastguy Msg#: 678541 To: ** ALL ** *EXEMPT* Re: meeting 4 fun i Everybody i am a swm 32 y.o looking and available for fun i enjoy new & kinky times if you want to continue to play with me .. please reply with hot email Date: Tuesday, June 25, 1996 5:38pm Forum: Personals From: Wizard Msg#: 710498 To: ** ALL ** *EXEMPT* Re: Phone fun Recent conversations in one of the other forums has gotten me to thinking about having some (adult) fun via the phone. If any ladies think they might be interested in exploring the possibilities sent me some E-mail and maybe we can arrange the details. Date: Monday, June 30, 1997 12:52pm Forum: Personals From: Sam Beckett Msg#: 738101 To: Hulkster Re: the spice of life (Reply to #715651) Agreed! As a person who was brought up in the Adirondacks(life is a little slower, but we DO have running water *grin*), I have to say that it seems like the majority of people I encounter don't appear to value women very highly. To be fair to both sides, I have to say that I see a great number of women who dont seem to value themselves highly either, but I dont think I am too far off when I say that society itself, with its bent toward both genders seeing each other only as sex objects, tends to cheapen men AND women, but women catch the brunt of it, I believe. So I say, women of the world(or at least of this BBS) be proud of who and what you are. After all, neither sex could exist without the other. I think as soon as most of us realize that, we'll all be a lot better off. Women are, indeed, the spice of life! :) Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 1:36pm Forum: Personals From: Boba Msg#: 739591 To: ** ALL ** Re: sdi (1 reply) SDI will be looking for talented people for their upcoming projects in NYC. Reply Date: Saturday, June 20, 1998 11:28pm Forum: Personals From: Alexie Msg#: 746876 To: Boba Re: sdi (Reply to #739591) (1 reply) BO>SDI will be looking for talented people for their upcoming projects in BO>NYC. Reply What is SDI? Alexie Date: Monday, June 29, 1998 3:46am Forum: Personals From: Dti Msg#: 746983 To: Alexie Re: sdi (Reply to #746876, Reply to #739591) (1 reply) AL>BO>SDI will be looking for talented people for their upcoming projects in AL>BO>NYC. Reply AL>What is SDI? AL>Alexie Strategic Defense Initiative Stupid, Dumbassed and Idiotic Seriously Deranged Individuals Some Dead Indians Scrofula Diabolica Invicta Serial Drop Intervals ...and I have faith that you too can figure out what the hell Mr BO meant by the entity he she it failed to properly describe, but what the fuck, this is prolly not a project that any living human in NYC would actually want to be a part of the blame for no matter if they buy you a sammich for lunch or not... --- * SLMR 2.0 * THEY DONT WANT MY MONEY Date: Tuesday, June 30, 1998 12:24pm Forum: Personals From: Fez Msg#: 746991 To: Dti Re: sdi (Reply to #746983, Reply to #746876, Reply to #739591) BT>AL>What is SDI? DT> Strategic Defense Initiative DT> Stupid, Dumbassed and Idiotic DT> Seriously Deranged Individuals DT> Some Dead Indians DT> Scrofula Diabolica Invicta DT> Serial Drop Intervals Here's a few more possibles... Silly, Distracting Icons....aka Microsoft Windows Some Dumb Idiot Individual Dislexic Some End of list! Select a Sysop option (R,W,F,T,S,M,E,A,O,X to exit or ? for menu):